areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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