I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she woke up with a sticky ear
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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