We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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