is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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