; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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