plz talk dirty to me
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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