Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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