Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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