she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize