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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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