What did we do last night that was yellow?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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