problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You pole danced in your parka.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dear god my vagina.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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