i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i out mim tonsoeep
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