is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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