She said her name was "party"
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Randomize
