i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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