just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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