They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
dude i'm inner monologue high
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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