My friends, they love my intelligence
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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