There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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