The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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