People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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