I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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