What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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