it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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