I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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