All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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