I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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