ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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