Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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