fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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