We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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