I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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