these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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