Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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