so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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