I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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