OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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