i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
