Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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