Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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