is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
