Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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