Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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