How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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