nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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