I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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