Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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