no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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