Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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