I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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