she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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