dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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