So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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