woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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