The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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